I just finished the best fight. Like a fucking BOSS.
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
prisonerofcreativity: thegirlanachronism93: ...
url-goes-here: murtato started following you YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE MISSPELLED FOOD THINGS AND I’M HIGHLY AMUSED RIGHT NOW Oh dear lmao Those always got me
cumberbuddy: jimjammoriarty: lundora: alaskan-bullw0rm: oooowah: do-you-have-a-flag: suddenlyfalling: Behind the Scenes: Star Trek 2, feat. Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto’s fight scenes. ASDGHDSGJSDGJLGKJGHHGADIRUHKJGHNSKMNVKJSNUWANVSKDJFNWRJKSCF;KVGHA;DGJKFGHVLANVGJKDHLVAKDUGNVAKLUFV Piss on me oh my god Why is this so hot. OMG THE FACT BENEDICT GRABBED HIS HAND...
Sitting naked on my bed, with my laptop, with coffee, crumpets, and strawberries with sugar, and a shit ton of Benedict on my dashboard Can this just last forever
The object immediately to your right is now the...
sherlock—kun: cawingmotherfucker: izayamopingalonewithhotpot: The DRRR!! accurate………… Pillow. LOL the phone omg The Strawberry Wh-
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That Awkward Moment When
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hussiempreg: equiuszahhak: when people say “ollies outie” i like to imagine a skateboard flying towards their hands and they grab it and then skate a little bit, do and ollie but they don’t land, they just keep ollieing and flying towards the stratosphere and everyone stares on as they just ollie outie
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